Description:
Xfire makes online gaming easy.
See when your friends are online & what game they´re playing
See where they´re playing and join them with one click
See what games the friends of your friends are playing
Receive IM´s without disrupting your game
Provides a powerful server browser.
Provides a powerful file download system.
Provides built-in stats tracking.
Provides miniprofiles.
Over 275 Games supported

Actual test answers from various Hunstville, Alabama metro schools.
Q - Name the four seasons. A - Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q - What does "varicose" mean? A - Nearby.
Q - Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. A - Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Q - What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on? A - If you are buying a house, they will insist that you are well endowed.
Q - What happens to your body as you age? A - When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
Q - What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? A - He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
Q - Name a major disease associated with cigarettes. A - Premature death.
Q - How can you delay milk turning sour? A - Keep it in the cow.
Q - How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen.) A - The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The branium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels - a, e,I, o and u.
Q - What is the fibula? A - A small lie.
Q - Give the meaning of the term "caesarian section." A - The caesarian section is a district in rome.
Q - What is a terminal illness? A - When you are sick at the airport.
Q - What does the word "benign" mean? A - Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
Q - What is a turbine? A - Something an Arab wears on his head.
Q - What is a Hindu? A - It lays eggs.

Description:
FREE Comodo Firewall Pro - Secure your system against internal attacks such as Trojan viruses / malicious software and external attacks by hackers. Safeguard your personal data through a simple user friendly single click interface offering full immunity to attack. Comodo Firewall Pro helps you connect in a secure way to the internet and global networks. Total peace of mind is FREE!!

Description:
SpamExperts Home is an antispam filter, which automatically intercepts e-mail before it reaches your POP3 or IMAP compatible e-mail client:
Compatible with all IMAP & POP3 email clients
Automatic connection interception
Automatic email retrieval & notification
Advanced self-learning filtering
Global spam collaboration engine
SSL support
No adware & spyware
English, German, French, Spanish, Dutch, Russian language options
Windows 2000, XP, 2003, Vista compatibility
Support
Unlimited blocked senders
Unlimited allowed senders
Virus email scanning

A cop stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. He asks the man his name.

"Fred," he replies.

"Fred what?" the officer asks.

"Just Fred," the man responds.

The officer is in a good mood, doesn't smell alcohol, and...

Description:
Portable Firefox is a fully functional package of Firefox optimized for use on a USB key drive. It has some specially-selected optimizations to make it perform faster and extend the life of your USB key as well as a specialized launcher that will allow most of your favorite extensions to work as you switch computers. It will also work from a CDRW drive (in packet mode), ZIP drives, external hard drives, some MP3 players, flash RAM cards and more.
This release updates the bundled Mozilla Firefox to 2.0.0.8, fixing some known security issues. The launcher and installer were also updated to add some new features and abilities:

- Automatic Local Homepage Handling - If you use a homepage (or multiple homepages in tabs) on your portable device, Firefox Portable will automatically update them to work as you move between PCs
- Improved Paths Handling - The directory paths in your preferences file are now automatically updated, making it easier to select local directories for downloads. This also allows some non-portable extensions to now work with Firefox Portable (FlashGot, some GreaseMonkey customizations, Sage CSS skins, etc).
- Digital Signatures - The launcher and installer are digitally signed, so you can be sure they're the official releases and haven't been modified.